durhamatron quickly dispenses of hypochondractil, a spawn of hypochrondratron, by refusing to heal.

 

 

durhamatron, unaware of threat, hangs at the beach in a speedo.

 

magnetoferritron (who sometimes spells his name "magnetoferrotron") is still super-pissed and has only disdain for durham (and helen).

 

durhamatron rushes back to durham, sans pants, to minimize durhama.

 

chapel thrill (c. thrill) and his evil, fratty minions decide to join in on the fun and declare themselves, collectively, a nemesis of magnetoferritron.

 

magnetoferritron quickly engages c. thrill and his evil fratty minions (near target) claiming that this entity is, in fact, his archnemesis!.

 

durhamatron takes advantage of the diversion to call a "time out" and search for some proper superhero battle pants (out of consideration of you, the reader/viewer).

 

magnetoferritron encounters a minor, yet common, setback upon the approach of an unsuspecting low-flying jet.  perhaps his newly acquired green shoes will help him dispense of this distraction.

 

after dealing with the untimely low-flying jet issue (data not shown), magnetoferritron forces c. thrill and his evil, fratty minions to submit.  together they plot the fall of durham.

 

durhamatron decided to head back to the beach while magetoferritron and c. thrill had their cat fight.  though he's acquired board shorts, he still has no proper superhero battle pants.

 

upon realizing the new and even more elevated level of threat, durhamatron heads back to dirty d (sans board shorts or pants) to face off with his evil and willing enemies who want nothing but durhama for dirty d.

 

much to everyone's surprise, angry cytochrome c (angry cyt c) decided to come all the way from texas for the spectacle.  before angry cyt c can even establish loyalties, his hemes (and eyes) become magnetized and stuck to magnetoferritron.  sheesh.

 

durhamatron prepares himself with proper superhero pants and an ultra trendy, ultra necessary "durham rocks" tshirt but becomes distracted by c. thrill's highly unusual tactics.

 

evil fratty minions use trust funds to start-up a biotech company to produce durhamamine.

 

for some reason, durhamatron still feels the need to chase c. thrill, who's still using highly unusual superhero battle tactics.  thrill seems to be confident that PBR laced with durhamamine is our (anti)hero's "kryptonite."  oh no!

 

this whole scene is devoted to the introduction of yet another superhero.  just wait until you see the next scene......and then the next one.  anticipation got the best of you?

 

carysaurus, holy crap.  it seems to be some sort of transformer-esque derivative made up of suburban housewives from..........CARY!  uh oh.

 

using the universal symbol for onomatopoeia carysaurus is very quick to defend it's beloved suburb.  there will be no battling in the suburbs!  everything stays perfect in the burbs.

 

choosing his battles wisely, durhamatron heads back to his home turf where he gets a bit thirsty.

 

easy, durhamatron!

 

hmm.......was that pbr laced?

 

 
warning:  this graphic novel is about to become quite graphic.

 

ah, jeeze.  evil fratty minions.....c'mon.  show some class.

 

the most important part of this scene is the introduction of a new character: lucky strike!

 

meanwhile, there was an accident back at the biotech start-up that made everything fluorescent.  evil fratty minions (EFMs) are now fluorescent evil minions (FEMs) and are fretting.  could this be the onset of a slow and painful photodeath?